Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

Oh, brother, if I knew how you comforted me, I would have broken up with a boyfriend long ago

Neighbor, am I making you horny? I'm in your bathroom, come in and fuck me

I would have come from a blowjob too, but she was asking for sex, so I couldn't resist

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Come here, if you cum from your fingers, you'll have a 2nd orgasm from your dick

Giving it to my pussy to keep quiet about my masturbation is genius

He called her stupid and tore her pantyhose, so I asked a friend to help

How deep is that? I'm going to put my hand on it and it'll go down my throat

"The Squid Game" is too hard — I lost and was screwed

What you jerked off with, you'll get sperm for. Oops, and you jerked off with your hair

- Lost your wish? Suck it. - I will, but you have to fuck me

I tried, I gave her a mouthful of sperm, and she spit it all out

You know, friend, I'm fucking sick of being friends with you, take off your pants

Casual sex is a comfort if you're having relationship problems with a boyfriend

The professor will scold you for being late, but the cock deep in your throat is worth it

Sucks up to me for an Instagram PR and says her boyfriend doesn't mind

Her boyfriend doesn't want to suck her dick, but she gives her brother a pussy

Wow, how she sagged in orgasm, now I have to cum on her

Don't worry, I didn't cum on my face - oops, all the cum on my hair 😱

I fulfill all the desires of my beloved. She asks for sperm in her mouth, she gets it